By LaVonne Ellis Posted August 6, 2013 In cropped-hippie-van1.jpg2013-08-062013-08-06http://completeflake.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/logo-green.pngThe Complete Flakehttp://completeflake.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/logo-green.png200px200px 0 0 http://completeflake.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cropped-hippie-van1.jpg LaVonne Ellis Former waitress, broadcaster, and book editor. Current writer, vandweller, and creative smartass. Ex-wife. Mom. Aging hippie with an itch to travel. Author of Green Card, The Red Feather Christmas Tree and Getting Sh*t Done. Recent PostsANNOUNCEMENT: WE’RE MOVING TO SUBSTACK!Protected: Mom and MeWe got the red carpet treatment at an honest-to-god Hollywood premiereWhat I’ve been up to (plus big announcements)