Roving [Something] Report

Welcome to the Roving Clown jackass Ne’erDoWell Vegabond Wierdo Tile Guy Instigator Helper Elf Report. (Okay, smarty-pants, you come up with something…)

Some quick news about the most recent happenings…

It’s a U.K. Thing

@kirstymhall has two deals on the Full Artist’s Eyeball for the entire month of November. Her eyeball will spot possible improvements for your website (and what you’re doing well) to get you the results you want. The Full Artist’s Eyeball is currently £70 rather than £100 and the Artist’s Eyeball and a 45 minute consulting session is now £100. Save £30 on either.

It’s a great deal because 30 pounds of nickels is equal to $136.10 and that’s a lot of … excuse me a sec … what … a pound is a what??? What happened to … whatever. Sorry about that. I’ve just been informed that a ‘pound’ is, in fact, a type of currency. So it’s still a great deal! That explains why foreigners start looking for something when I tell them I lost 50 pounds.

You can check out The Artist’s Eyeball for details on how to save 60% of the pounds I’ve lost.

It’s a German Thing

@copygeniusgirl has made a very generous offer while she was on a plane. Free stuff while aboard a plane – that’s some serious ninja skills right there. But you must act quickly – you have one day left to enter to win one of the five free one month spots in Cottage Copy’s Kaffeeklatsch program to help you finish your cool product!

I’m pretty sure that Kaffeeklatsch is German for ‘stuff that makes people want to buy your stuff – while drinking kaffee’ but you’ll need to verify that with her. You can visit Cottage Copy’s Customer Love Giveaway page for details.

It’s a Twitter Thing

Recent chatter on twitter:

• @eugenoprea : The #customerlove chat is now on Tuesdays at 5pm PST, but make sure you follow @customer_love to get updates if anything changes.
• @mfarinella : Meet @LaVonneEllis! LaVonne is a voice coach & #CustomerLove leader. Your customers will love you & your sweet voice
• @NaturalWrite : Be unrealistic, question your own rules http://bit.ly/dgQIoC #customerlove

And Now For Something Completely Different – Thing

icecolbeveridge Colin Beveridge: @FloorElf WE hAvE @LaVoNNeElLis SEnD $1,o00,o00 iN UNmaRKeD tWEnTIes oR eQuIValEnT in BarTER. #cUStOmeRloVe

It’s a Collaboration Thing

If you have anything you would like added into these highly irregular roving [something] reports just let me know. Shoot me an email at CL@FloorElf.com or just @ me  (That’s twitterese for a cyber kick in the head) @FloorElf. I need all the help I can get – day job and all that.