By LaVonne Ellis Posted July 9, 2010 In orangutan-spear-fishing2010-07-092010-07-09http://completeflake.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/logo-green.pngThe Complete Flakehttp://completeflake.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/logo-green.png200px200px 0 0 LaVonne Ellis Former waitress, broadcaster, and book editor. Current writer, vandweller, and creative smartass. Ex-wife. Mom. Aging hippie with an itch to travel. Author of Green Card, The Red Feather Christmas Tree and Getting Sh*t Done. Recent PostsANNOUNCEMENT: WE’RE MOVING TO SUBSTACK!Protected: Mom and MeWe got the red carpet treatment at an honest-to-god Hollywood premiereWhat I’ve been up to (plus big announcements) Leave a Comment Cancel reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.