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Roger the Floor ElfWelcome to the Roving Clown jackass Ne’erDoWell Vegabond Wierdo Tile Guy Instigator Helper Elf Report. (Okay, smarty-pants, you come up with something…)

Some quick news about the most recent happenings…

It’s a U.K. Thing

@kirstymhall has two deals on the Full Artist’s Eyeball for the entire month of November. Her eyeball will spot possible improvements for your website (and what you’re doing well) to get you the results you want. The Full Artist’s Eyeball is currently £70 rather than £100 and the Artist’s Eyeball and a 45 minute consulting session is now £100. Save £30 on either.

It’s a great deal because 30 pounds of nickels is equal to $136.10 and that’s a lot of … excuse me a sec … what … a pound is a what??? What happened to … whatever. Sorry about that. I’ve just been informed that a ‘pound’ is, in fact, a type of currency. So it’s still a great deal! That explains why foreigners start looking for something when I tell them I lost 50 pounds.

You can check out The Artist’s Eyeball for details on how to save 60% of the pounds I’ve lost.

It’s a German Thing

@copygeniusgirl has made a very generous offer while she was on a plane. Free stuff while aboard a plane – that’s some serious ninja skills right there. But you must act quickly – you have one day left to enter to win one of the five free one month spots in Cottage Copy’s Kaffeeklatsch program to help you finish your cool product!

I’m pretty sure that Kaffeeklatsch is German for ‘stuff that makes people want to buy your stuff – while drinking kaffee’ but you’ll need to verify that with her. You can visit Cottage Copy’s Customer Love Giveaway page for details.

It’s a Twitter Thing

Recent chatter on twitter:

And Now For Something Completely Different – Thing

icecolbeveridge Colin Beveridge: @FloorElf WE hAvE @LaVoNNeElLis SEnD $1,o00,o00 iN UNmaRKeD tWEnTIes oR eQuIValEnT in BarTER. #cUStOmeRloVe

It’s a long story but let’s just say I’m not the only slightly warped one around here. LaVonne’s safe return has been secured – with nickels.

It’s a Collaboration Thing

If you have anything you would like added into these highly irregular roving [something] reports just let me know. Shoot me an email at CL@FloorElf.com or just @ me  (That’s twitterese for a cyber kick in the head) @FloorElf. I need all the help I can get – day job and all that.

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  • Birdy Diamond
    Reply

    Thnx for stepping up! 🙂
    Great column! Looking forward to more.

    Hmmm… another name for ya (fresh name for a fresh start and all).
    Let me see.

    Fabulous Floor-Elf Findings?
    Fantastic Floor-Elf Findings?
    or just plain Floor-Elf Findings?

    Tremendous Tidbits from the TileGuy?

    Roger’s Recommended Readings?
    Roger’s Raves?

    Getting away from the personalized & the alliterative for a mo’, how about…

    The Daily #customerloving?
    #customerlove around the ‘net?
    #customerlove Daily?
    #customerlove in action?

    Let me know if you need/want more. 😀

    Again, great job! Thnx for doing!

  • Roger
    Reply

    Hey Birdy,

    Thanks for the suggestions! Whatever it ends up being called I should be left out of it – I’m just the bad humor behind great information and offers. 😀 It’s everyone’s generosity and information and I just wrap it up in mediocre humor.

  • Colin Beveridge
    Reply

    The Customer Love-In?

    Nice work, Elf-man 🙂

    • Roger
      Reply

      Hey Colin,

      Great suggestion! Knowing me, though, I would twist it into something that would end up…how shall I say – improper?

      Thanks math(s) man!

      Random tag-line for you: “Who was that maths man?”

  • Melissa Dinwiddie
    Reply

    OMG you CRACK ME UP!
    Exactly what I needed in my post-knee-surgery pain-induced insomnia. Thanks for a great report. 🙂

    • Roger
      Reply

      Hi Melissa,

      Absolutely glad I could help! Sounds like the surgery went well – you’ll be back up on that pogo stick before you know it!

      Get well.

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